Sydney Dyslexia

A fine WordPress.com site

Humour corner: Why teachers drink

Leave a comment

Hard to believe, but these are actual answers of students – and explain why teachers drink:  
  

Q. How is dew formed

A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids 
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs              
(Shoot yourself now, there is little hope)

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death                 
(It stands to reason)

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow  
(THAT I would like to witness)

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow                                  
(Simple, but brilliant)

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U..                
(wtf!)                                                   

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What is the most common form of birth control 
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium            
(That would work)

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.               
(Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

Q. What is a terminal illness 
A. When you are sick at the airport.           
(Irrefutable)

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight
   (brilliant)

Advertisements

Author: Barbara Hoi

I have worked for 14 years with Dyslexic and Asperger geniuses one-on-one, founded Sydney Dyslexia and Autism Sydney, worked in Mosman and at a beach retreat at the Entrance and wrote three books on Dyslexia ('the Right Brain for the Right Time', 'Nurturing the Secret Garden' and 'Learning your Times Tables in Three Bold Steps'). I believe these children and adults have a great gift and the ability to become leaders in their field. But I have also found that a proper diet as well as educating and working together with parents, friends and teachers matters even more. I am now working with small groups at the Entrance Beach Retreat, helping dyslexic adults fulfill their professional dreams and parents to help develop and nurture their child's potential.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s